Hello all,
This is Fatty. So far, it's been an awesome tour. We've been excited about getting the new record out. It's been a long tour. I think back to the days of when we started, and it feels like we left months and months ago.

Let's see if I've got any dirt on anybody on this tour so far. Well, as everybody knows, I kind of do the finances for this band. Early on this tour, my computer took a dive on the floor and broke. I put my computer on the front seat/couch of the bus, so it wouldn't slide around or anything.

I woke up the next morning, and it was on the table. Somebody had moved it. I'm not going to say any names, but i think it was Xanadu. So I'm assuming it took a dive on the floor because when I went to turn it on, all it did was appear with a folder and a question mark. This was about 2 days after we left. I'm pretty upset about it. I still haven't gotten my computer back. It's somewhere in California right now.

It's been a smelly tour.

Soul Glow Activatur left all of his clothing outside of the bus on a fly date, so he's got about 3 pairs of pants for the whole tour. It was kind of cool for a couple of days, but now he's just gotten dirty and smelly. That's been a rough one to deal with.

On a lighter note, we have these cool new stage clothes, and I guess me, being the finance guy, should have budgeted a little more money for us to have a couple more suits made. It's been about 30 days since they've been washed. I'll tell you, when I put mine on, I could kill a bear with the smell. It's the nastiest thing I've ever smelled in my life.

Well, I guess that's it for my durrty durrty. You guys have a good one. Pick up the new record on August 19th. It'll help us buy new clothes so that I don't kill you with stench when I see you.

Fatty